A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

Spaghetti Twirling by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

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Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.

Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling

Baton twirling by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

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Triddling

The art of looking busy while doing nothing productive... especially as in sitting in front of a computer watching it do things.

...to Triddle the day away.

...and he is a Triddler.

Arthur triddled the day away in the field. (around the barn etc.)

Jimmy triddles too much in front of the computer!

Mr. Curzed is a master triddler!

Mickey has been triddling over there for hours!

Sonja triddled all day in classes nursing a hangover.

Triddling by Tex1954 May 6, 2011

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Shuffle