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Tobleroned

Rhyming slang for stoned.
Can be shortened to Toblered.
I'm too tobleroned to got out tonight.
I'm too toblered to go out tonight.
Tobleroned by Vic July 17, 2004

toblerone holder 

the triangle formed by a woman's poon and her inner thighs
Damn, look at that toblerone holder, I'd like to bury my face in that!

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus
Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him
Tobleroned by Sir Biff July 3, 2015
BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car
Toblerone by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019

Toblerone Trade-off 

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
Toblerone Trade-off by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
Toby's full name
Do you ever just Toblerone?
Toblerone by Motnaty March 17, 2020