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hennessy tuckwilla titty twister 

Used in areas of intimacy which require rough foreplay and alcohol. Typically done by pouring Hennessy on a woman and then grabbing her breasts while upside down, preferably at a truck stop or in a public bathroom. It comes from the Latin hennessium tittus Maximus tuckwillis...
Yo that fine and proper lady last evening, with the most sensual and kind eyes let me give her a Hennessy tuckwilla titty twister last night. My sister was so proud watching us...hence: hennessy tuckwilla titty twister

Mexican Titty-Twister 

When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.
I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.

tornado titty twister 

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.
*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!

atomic titty twister

when someone does a really huge titty twister on you and rips the nipple right off your breast(acle)(s).
boomer: shit, thats the 6th atomic titty twister ive gotten today, im going to run out of pepperonis damn soon if this keeps going on.
atomic titty twister by o'shea April 8, 2003

Tuscaloosa Titty Twister 

Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."
Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.

Chinese titty twister 

The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.