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Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.
What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

one with the dirt 

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

tongue punching the dirt star 

pretty much what it sounds like

sticking your tongue deep into someones asshole (dirt star)
man, john sure tongue punched sally's dirt star last night, she was alking funny this morning

drop your bucket in the dirt 

Pat really likes when you drop your bucket in the dirt.

tuna of the dirt

jim-bob:can i get some tuna of the dirt?
waiter: weell if you mean that month old tuna we got buried in the back, its kinda stale.. other wise we just got chicken..
tuna of the dirt by tolkein June 26, 2006

beat the dirt off someone 

To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.
I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.