What does that even mean? 

A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."

(1)

A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?

(2)

A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?

What does that even mean? by TebowTime23 January 9, 2015

That elicited a real laugh. 

Internet slang used by people with an IQ in or above double digits, meaning "lol".

"I say old chap! Two neutrons are walking down the street when one proceeds to say to the other, 'I think I've lost an electron!' The other ponders that and enquires, 'Are you sure?' to which the first responds, 'I'm positive!'"

"That elicited a real laugh."

That elicited a real laugh. by Rupert Lavesque April 20, 2008

stroke that epeen 

Means stroke that penis. Usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk shit, and it usually shuts them up. Is heavily used on COD/Halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they're pro but talk shit.

person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level online.

person2: thats right stroke that epeen

stroke that epeen by Markwick October 21, 2009

A great movie that everyone loves 

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.

Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"

A great movie that everyone loves by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

that annoying little shit that everyone hates 

martin meyer

fuck you martin meyer go kill yourself you're that annoying little shit that everyone hates

that annoying little shit that everyone hates by HesteHund September 29, 2017

girls that eat almonds 

Girls that eat almonds are simply girls that like to eat almonds. Nothing sexual at all. The girls simply enjoy to eat almonds. The almonds are not nutts.

Can you join our reading club, it's called "girls that eat almonds".

girls that eat almonds by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Oprah Calls That Empowerment 

When someone does something, like an physical or verbal exchange to get back at the person that is pissing them off.

Person: Today, I finally told this bitch to shove it up her ass after she's been harassing me in front of my friends for weeks.

Friend Response: Oprah Calls That Empowerment

Oprah Calls That Empowerment by Paula California July 5, 2014