Teacup Child 

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

Teacup Child by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024

storm in a teacup 

When someone exaggerates a problem, or makes a small thing seem worse than it really is.

Oh don't listen to that guy. He's always making a storm in a teacup.

storm in a teacup by Cajeck March 1, 2008

She is WHISKEY in a teacup! 

She is graceful. She is charming. She is elegant. She’s beautiful. She’s not vain. She’s not bragging. She is not someone you would want to be arguing with. She is intelligent. She is smart. She is witty.She is streetsmart. She is everything that he loves and needs. She is a little wild. She is a little crazy. She is happy. She is whiskey in a teacup!

My gosh she is such a sweetheart. She loves her! She is whiskey in a teacup!

She’s so calm and patient. She’s smiling all the time! I love her already! She is whiskey in a tea cup!

She is WHISKEY in a teacup! by STG63 November 30, 2017

Golden Teacup 

'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'

Hey baby, I want to bend you over and give you a golden teacup; I haven't drank water all day and my urine will be neon!

Golden Teacup by GoldenTeacup April 15, 2015

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.

She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.

Charleston teacup by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

a storm in a teacup 

to make a big deal out of something apparently unimportant

she yelled at me just because I arrived 10 minutes late! She made a storm in a teacup

a storm in a teacup by juliane.dantas0 November 13, 2015

Dick in a Teacup 

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.

(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"

Dick in a Teacup by Sporkle March 20, 2008