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Spatula Titties 

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.
Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.
Spatula Titties by ALG96 November 7, 2012

Spatula face 

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.
He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.
Spatula face by Lezzbar April 26, 2017

Spatula Bois

Van: Hey Nick i just made some Spatula Bois
Nick: Hey Aren't Spatula Bois just Shadowy Bois
Van: I guess they are!
Spatula Bois by NotNick1115 October 30, 2019

Spatula feet 

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.
Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!
Spatula feet by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

spatula hands 

the term for someone who cant catch a football
chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands
spatula hands by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

spatula attack 

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.
Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"
spatula attack by JJ to the max March 10, 2008