mortal kombat 

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mortal kombat by moloka September 22, 2023

Mortal Kombat 

First released in 1992, Mortal Kombat is known to be the oldest video game to gain controversy due to the amount of violence — as there had not previously been any video game as violent as Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat changed the landscape of gaming forever; its brutal violence sparked debates that still resonate in the industry today.

Mortal Kombat by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Mortal Kombat! 

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.

Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!

Mortal Kombat! by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! 

when one is haveing sex with their partner and has a freind hiding some were in the room and when you pull out and you yell "MORTAL KOMBAT" and he goes "FINISH HER" and you proceed to cum in her face

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! followed by FINISH HER...SPLOOGE

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! by bob j sam June 13, 2010

Mortal Kombat X 

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

Mortal Kombat X by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary 

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.

Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary by maxatron July 29, 2009

Mortal Kombat Spelling 

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

Mortal Kombat Spelling by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013