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Butt Fuck Panda Man

it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.
Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.

Kearney butt man

a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.

he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation
me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"

victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"

button man 

n., a low-ranking member of an organized crime syndicate
The Don's territory is patrolled by hundreds of armed button men.
button man by TaintedMustard December 2, 2004

butter man

a butter man is a man, who is everything, but a real man- who doesn't stand by its word.
What's that guy about?

Oh, he's everything, butter man!
butter man by behny March 28, 2010

Peanut Butter Man 

To have a girl eat tonnes of Peanuts and during sex, she shits on the dude where then he rubs it it all over his body moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."
He made me eat a full bag of Peanuts the day before, then got me to shit on his chest and started moaning, "I am the Peanut Butter Man."

Butt Cheek Monster Man 

A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms