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Someone with a dick so large, that the sheer weight of it prevents them from growing taller than 3'2. it's so big that whenever it's plowed into those sweet succulent cheeks, it tears through your body and bursts out of your mouth. The amount of power behind the ejaculation is unfathomable, and has often been compared to that of a fire hose.
My asshole turned inside out after just one night with kain!
Kain by P4ASTA_L0RD November 22, 2023
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Adj.
Kain (inspired by the word Vain) means extremely stupid or dumb.
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Kid: Duh, 19
Teacher: YOU ARE SO KAIN!!
Related Words
Kain kaine Kainan Kainen Kaina Kainalu Kainat Kainos Kainoa Kainaat

Kain Grieves 

Kain Grieves by K0tus December 6, 2017

Kain Madness 

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD
Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness
Kain Madness by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

Kain Moment 

Kain moment is a phrase used for when someone does something extremely stupid and idiotic.
"Hey why'd you just eat my dog? that was such a Kain moment!"
"Joshua David Hill stop humping that chair! you're having such a Kain moment."
"Shit I just fucked your mum! Kain moment"
Kain Moment by chickenwingchad December 6, 2022

Kain like that 

Ying and Yang, Good and Evil, Inbetween. Kain can be many people seen in the bible with abel, seen as the backstabbing friend in ff4 with aheart of gold, A vampire with ultimate power, a Writer, The protector of the Dark Tower, Appears in Shining force as the holder of the Dark and Light Swords, in all cases Kain has two sides, never good, never truly evil, just walking the line between both.
1. Dude 1: Dude did you hearabout the guy who killed his mother, he saved 12 little kids last night
Dude 2: Hes just Kain like that man.

2. When someone does something messed up followed by something wonderful

3. A Heartless Sob to his enemys, and a loveing friend to those he cares about.

4. To walk the line
Kain like that by Kainrose January 11, 2009