Kaden 

A very smart individual. Kaden can go from anywhere from annoying to annoyed. Has both good and bad characteristics such as every human that exist. Kaden usually is nice or mean based off whether YOU are nice or mean. Kaden can be kinda an asshole sometimes but when he has advice, chances are it’s good advice and you should listen to his words. Side affects of Kaden may include: relentless arguing, seeing him turn from a pussy to brave af OR vice versa, random rambles and rants and bottled emotions.

Person 1: have you heard what Kaden did recently? He’s so awesome and funny

Person 2: what? Kaden? Nah I hate that guy, he’s way too annoying.

Person 3 (the average person that comes into contact with Kaden): eh I don’t really know much about Kaden, but I THINK I do anyways.

Kaden by Kdawg9001 July 28, 2022

Kaden 

Kaden is the type of person to run over your dog and gaslight your asd until you kill yourself. Kaden Is a bitch

Oh yea Kaden killed my fuckin dog

Kaden by Hater69.9 December 8, 2022

Kaden 

one of the sexiest guys you'll ever meet.... Kaden's are perfect boyfriends and even better husbands.... he is athletic and simply perfect and can do anything thing he sets his mind to.. he usually loves to play basketball.... in my opinion Kadens and Madisons go perfect together

did you see that couple i bet you that guys name is kaden

Kaden by gucci.huston November 23, 2016

Kaden 

Kaden is not short but not tall. He has clear blue eyes and has blonde hair. He likes girls with blue eyes and blonde hair. And sometimes likes girls with braces. He is good at almost all sports and is very athletic. He is also a great fucker. He loves his girlfriend and will always love her and is very protective and always knows how to make people laugh. He is definently the class clown.

Did you see Kaden??? Yes he is with his girlfriend.

Kaden by Gabriella Stone November 7, 2018

Kaden 

A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night

Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden

Kaden by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Kaden 

Someone who is dummy thiccc, very hot, has 69 girlfriends, and very muscular so he could beat pewdiepie in a fight.

One of kadens 42069 friends: did you kaden over there being dummy thicc while fighting pewdiepie

Another of kadens 42069 friends: yes he is very kaden.

Kaden by The racist shaq on crack May 21, 2020

Kaden 

The friggen litist bio out there nice hands Swift eyes has a swagger look is good with science friggen awesome nice cheek bones swift chin the best reader amazing with books terrible in bed can’t eat food

Kaden is so friggen awesome

Kaden by Ndndjdhdb November 17, 2018