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A very overpriced guitar that is acceptional, but you pay for the fact that it says gibson on it
I wish i had the money to buy it, but that damn gibson guitar is $5000 dollars
gibson by nig dig July 2, 2016
One of the most overrated guitar brands ever. A long time ago in a galaxy far away they made good guitars and were pioneers in the electric guitar industry. Gibson has lost $500,000,000 in revenue as of 2017, and is closing their memphis factory. People have moved on from them and realized that better guitars exist at a far lower price.
Bob: "Dude I just ordered a Gibson Les Paul Custom for only $3000!"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"
Gibson dose whatever he wants. Filled with ADHD. He is extremely sexy and can get a woman into bed by looking at her. He acts tough but he is actually a really great guy who is always there when you need him. Gibby is quite childish yet mature at the same time. Gibson also gets really calm when he is high. Just thought you should know.
His name is Gibson.
Gibson by SimplyVana September 14, 2018
He is a little niggly wiggly that wants to be on the bachelor 👌
Gibson by Jimmy kipper February 14, 2019
Shorter than the temper of a woman beater, Gibson usually hangs out with people twice his size, often running his mouth and having his friends back him up. Little do they know he is a closet homo. Laughs like a gay kookaburra and looks like Diego from Ice Age, Gibson's forehead is like a landing strip that will safely house 100 Boeing 747's.
Gibson is so short he could smell pubic hair without bending down
Gibson by woohooboy69 November 10, 2019
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