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Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect
I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.
George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.
Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014

Ohio Firetruck 

A sexual act in which a man soaks his penis in water and sets the girls pubes on fire. He then attempts to set out the fire with his wet testicles.
Girl 1: Tommy and I tried an Ohio Firetruck last night and it was amazing!
Girl 2: Luke and I tried that and I ended up with second degree burns.
Ohio Firetruck by PacinaDeLaMuerta November 13, 2014

what the firetruck 

just another friendly way of sayint WTF!

Riding the firetruck 

"Riding the firetruck" means to fuck a girl during her period.
I hope you don't mind blood, 'cause we're gonna be riding the firetruck all night, bebe!

Mexican Firetruck 

A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.
Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.