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Small town on the North Shore of Massachusetts known for its clam-diggers, clam-digging activities, and annual chowder festival.
Dude there's a county in England called Essex, but there's a town in the U.S. now? WOH!
Essex by Ancient Gold Dragon September 3, 2005
An area in England known for being the definition of shite. Within the boundaries of Essex, a society of rejected misfits resides. It is rumoured that this polulation has a sole diet of Hobnobs, and not the tasty chocolate ones.
1: Hey man, have you been to Essex?
2: No way! I want to keep my dignity!
Essex by ArnoldHobinator April 26, 2016
A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.
I had a nice dinner at Farnham's in Essex today.
Essex by furbymaster45 December 20, 2011
Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.
You are being so Essex, put down the shotgun
Essex by Acidwash July 27, 2009
home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did
essex by ben December 6, 2004
the best place in massachusetts! great sea food and also known for antiques. Everyone who visits goes to Farnhams the best seafood place around. If your planning a visit to the US deffinatally stop here! we are the best!
stupid place in england is only immitating (aka the essex there)
Essex by jess k April 21, 2006