Legal Enterprise LLC.

A totally legal operation ran by a cat, 2 toasters, and a few others mixed in there.

This company is definitely not engaged in any illegal activities including but not limited to: Assassinations, money laundering, plane hijacking, arms trade, drug production or contempt of the court
Any discussion hinting at Legal Enterprise LLC. being engaged in one or more of the things listed above will be met with swift action.

Legal Enterprise LLC. owns several orbital kinetic strike stations capable of destroying any point on earth in under 5m.

P1: Hey where did you get that sick 3D PRINTED PIN my dude?
P2: I got it from Legal Enterprise LLC., they are the finest gunsmi~... i mean pin makers ive ever seen

Legal Enterprise LLC. by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022

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Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

Cummercial Enterprise by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

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Dank Enterprise

A group of male individuals in the L.A. vicinity. A fine group of men to hangout, party, or hookup with.

That girl was over at the Dank Enterprise the other night... Yeah, they ran the train on her, then took her home. They are having another party tonight, wanna go?

Dank Enterprise by The teacher. October 28, 2010

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spider enterprise zone

An abandoned or neglected attic, cellar, garage, shed, outhouse, mine, cave, etc. that been taken over by spiders busily investing in webs, and producing... more spiders.

Grandma's attic is a spider enterprise zone. That mountain cabin was a spider enterprise zone.

spider enterprise zone by BRL2 June 18, 2007