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dessert dick 

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time
Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh
dessert dick by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dessert Gang 

A semi-cult which recently transformed into a full cult, where you talk about desserts, mainly cookies,cupcakes and brownies.Also, it uses many dessert related emotes and emojis.

Founded by Cupcake with Swagger as it's first member.
Person 1: What is the first rule of dessert gang?
Leader: Don't eat healthily, except if it's blueberries.
Dessert Gang by Swagger3105 January 18, 2019

Dessert Slut 

Dessert Slut: Someone who is virtuous in every way, until the dessert cart is rolled out.
She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.
Dessert Slut by Rickdb April 26, 2011

Dessert and Coffee 

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

dessert bar 

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
dessert bar by B294 November 21, 2016

dessert sam 

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.
Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.
dessert sam by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006