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Costco Dogging 

Costco Dogging is the act of going to Costco and buying a large $1.50 hotdog and proceeding to throw away the hot dog and sliding your penis into the remaining bun. The participant must fill the urethra with every condiment available and is not allowed to leave Costco until someone sucks all of the condiments out. The act of Costco Dogging typically takes a week or more.
Yo bro I dare you to go Costco dogging, last I heard William was stuck in the Costco for weeks!

Costco Chef 

I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.
My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.
Costco Chef by Scott J. F. March 22, 2010

Costco Lunch 

going to the store Costco with no intention of buying anything, except to walk around and eat all the free samples
#1: Dude, the other day I forgot my money at home so I had to eat a Costo Lunch.

#2: The other day I had to sneak around Costco stealing free samples, making sure the people didn't recognize me...what a Costco Lunch!

Costco Lunch 

When one enters a grocery store in the pursuit of making a meal out of all the samples around the store. A strong indicator of a cheap ass.
John got kicked out of Safeway for having a Costco Lunch in the Deli section.
Costco Lunch by Captain Headbutt November 14, 2007

Costco tourist 

A person who goes to Costco for the purpose of only eating the samples and getting in other people's way with abolutely no intention of buying anything in the store. Person may or may not be pushing an empty cart to further disrupt the flow of traffic through the store.
On Martha's 80th birthday, she decided she would do what she does every other day and be a Costco tourist, as she enjoys nothing more than making her daily pilgrimage to Costco. Today she decided she would only make 30 trips around the store, as she scarfs down each free sample offering on each pass while pushing her empty cart to keep others away and obstruct the flow of traffic down the main aisles.
Costco tourist by Wordmaster Adam October 10, 2012

Costco Sampler 

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples
Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
Costco Sampler by Dubsauce July 26, 2007