Dog's Chewing Gum 

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.

Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.

Dog's Chewing Gum by Schgot April 22, 2011

chewing the fat

General conversation with someone

Hey, yo, I'm here chewing the fat with Bob.

chewing the fat by lamer July 14, 2004

Chezing 

When a joke is told to a group of people and someone who's not in the group starts laughing and try's to join in with the group

Mitch told a joke to his friends and then Derek started chezing.

Chezing by MCHS Delinquent October 20, 2009

that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

that's like chewing water by LingoLover August 24, 2009

chewing the scenery 

To display excessive emotion or to act in an exaggerated manner while performing.

Actors like Johnny Depp, William Shatner, and Tim Curry are well know for chewing the scenery.

chewing the scenery by 2tmfp9 July 10, 2011

chewing a wasp 

A face that's shows you are angry and pissed off. A screwed up face that's is obviously not a happy chappy.

She was so pissed off you could tell, she had a face the looked like she was chewing a wasp.

chewing a wasp by tttgirls January 22, 2016

Chewing 

When someone keeps going on about a particular subject, either because it was a joke directed at them or if they have nothing else to talk about.

"Remember that stupid girl that kept on texting me last week?"

God's Sake, stop chewing.

Chewing by The Bantman November 12, 2014