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Brooklyn Steak Salad 

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!
Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!
Brooklyn Steak Salad by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010
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Brooklyn Storage Locker

A Cleveland Steamer and Blumpkin performed in unison. This act requires a man to squat on top of a woman while she performs fallatio while the man evacuates his bowels onto the woman's chest.
There was no longer a need for bathrooms at the brothel after the advent of the Brooklyn Storage Locker.

Brooklyn Schwipe

is when you drive around with your lights off accelerating at someone to spookthem.
Seth saw his friend up the street threw his lights off and gave him the Brooklyn Schwipe, scaring him to death.
Brooklyn Schwipe by Nightmoves July 30, 2009

brooklyn subway 

after you finish you pull out & take a shit in her box. its called the subway because it makes a round trip & comes back out the tunnel it went in.
dude, screw a cleveland steamer, go further south & try the brooklyn subway
brooklyn subway by ed lover, dave mo September 22, 2006

The Brooklyn Smasher 

The massive cock that can tear anyone's ass so wide his dick would tear through their intestines, then the mouth, and then the person who the user fucks will just be fucking a corpse. The owner of this massive dick is The Brooklyn Basher.
the brooklyn smasher will tear through you!!

Brooklyn Swedberg 

A cool ass girl who is very very short and likes to wear skinny jeans...and loves Kelsey.
Why are your skinny jeans so skinny!? Brooklyn Swedberg!
Brooklyn Swedberg by Blalalalaa December 7, 2009

Brooklyn Sunset 

When somebody (usually male) posts his private parts online and in the background you can their toes in weird contorted positions....oh and you can see what's outside of their window too.
After I was horrified about being e-bagged by Roy's giant burrito dick, I looked in the background and saw a nice Brooklyn Sunset.