Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by eric December 7, 2004

Becker college

Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)

"You go to Becker College?"
"Yeah. It's frustrating sometimes but the place is cool."

by Sammibee April 4, 2019

Becker Middle School

The most retarded school known to man. This school claims to be "drug free" but every other week another kid is getting kicked out for drugs. Every one in there is fake and all the girls are whores, while the guys are players. The only good thing about the school is getting out of it. But there are two chicks named Lizzi and Athena who are the coolest people you will ever meet that go there.

Person 1: Dude, you know that really gay school?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean Becker Middle School?

by Craig6969696 November 22, 2011

becker pecker

A slut who will suck anyone's dick for fun.

Damn. Thats Becker pecker right there.

by 666jackass666 April 14, 2016

Becker Pissed

A very high aggravation level that usually lasts for hours or days; unmatched by normal emotional reactions to everyday situations. Sometimes fueled by Southern Comfort withdrawals.

"I couldn't believe how pissed he was when they messed up his coffee! Like not just normal pissed, Becker Pissed!"

by Beckerpissed August 31, 2013

becker is god

The main theory of the popular religion McNastyism! This religion is composed of a holy trinity of McNasty aka Becker (god), mastercox aka white jesus, and Kenton aka Pope Weaver! With Becker as the one true god and his faithful demi-gods cox and weaver they reign supreme over all in existence! the benefits of McNastyism include free nacho days, wet tshirt contests and a girafe petting zoo on any believer of the becker faiths Mcnastytism which is the equivalent to a christian baptism only captain morgan tattoo replaces the holy water!

McNasty Priest: Who is the one true god my fellow McNasties?
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!

by matt-becker April 6, 2009

Becker Decker

Having sex while watch reruns of old tv shows. Such as Cheers, Becker, Threes Company, Frasier, or anything pre-2000's.

I usually have a becker decker while watching nick at night.

by Darkestkiss September 13, 2013