A bloop is the sound a giant
piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the
living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump
off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).