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Aladdin’s carpet 

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage
(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
Aladdin'd
verb

1. To have your food—especially bread—stolen in a bold, almost cinematic fashion, reminiscent of the street rat scene from Aladdin.

2. Getting robbed of your snack by someone with zero shame and possibly a dash of parkour.
I was minding my own business at the bakery when I got totally Aladdin'd and my baguette vanished into the crowd.
Aladdin'd by Chris Laxamana August 8, 2025

reverse aladdin

1. a sexual position done over, sideways, and under on a carpet
or
2. a sexual position where two people have sex somehow involving a lamp
"Nina and Brad totally hooked up last night"
"Yeah I know! I heard they were doing the reverse aladdin on Brad's parents carpet."

dirty aladdin

Sticking your dick in a camel's butt and then slapping someone across the face with that dirty poop dick.
Jasmine didn't have Jafar's dinner done on time, so he decided to give her a dirty Aladdin.

gay Aladdin 

A guy who “can show you the world.”

More specifically, the shining, shimmering, splendid gay world.

A man who helps a freshly-out gay man explore his newly embraced sexuality.

See also: freshly ripe fruit
James just came out of the closet, so he and his gay Aladdin are going to Pride next weekend.
gay Aladdin by Patchrik! April 28, 2020