Ahmed 

This primitive lifeform Ahmed has recently been discovered living in Southern England. This lifeform Ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. This lifeform Ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. Women should bewary of contact with the lifeform Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Whats that in the rocks?
Girl 2 - I think its a Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Really?!! Quick run then!! We're both virgins!!

Ahmed by King Biyatch Ass September 1, 2013

ahmed 

It's the name of peace ,it's also one of the name of Prophet Muhammad .. , Common Muslim name for males, it means in arabic ( the one who thanks god ) .. and it's a name of one of bahrain finest video gamer .. AHMED AL-NASHEET ..

Hey who's that man playin' winning eleven ? .. damn he is good .. !! ..

he's Ahmed , he's the best gamer ever ..

ahmed by reem al bahar April 12, 2008

Ahmed 

A somali pirate

Ahmed is a somali pirate that robs money from innocent ships that sail near Somalia

Ahmed by Perryt78 July 14, 2020

Ahmed 

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty

Ahmed by Geek 2.0 February 24, 2020

Ahmed 

Intelligent

Ahmed is so "Intelligent"

Ahmed by DinoSlays April 22, 2018

ahmed 

ahmed is a genuine nice guy overall. All the ladies love ahmed.
HOWEVER, his one major problem is that he KEEPS FARTING AND HE CANT CONTROL HIS DIARREAH

DONT BE AN AHMED, JUST GO TO THE TOILET!

ahmed by warrors_LA December 14, 2019

Ahmed 

Super hot and sexy. He loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed super hot guy and sexy loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed by Geek 2.0 February 24, 2020