hurt like giving a knife a hand job 

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

hurt like giving a knife a hand job by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin 

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin by Bhask December 8, 2010

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt 

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt by azBowls January 6, 2021

Hurt-en for a squirting 

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

Hurt-en for a squirting by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex 

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023