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Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28
April 28 by Powerguido November 17, 2020
national kick dick day, since the guys are assholes now :)
boy: what day is it today?
girl: April 28, KICK GUYS NUTS DAY
April 28 by l0ngl3gs March 22, 2021
The Day Eva becomes my Longest relationship 💜💜
Let’s hang out on April 28
April 28 by Zezyzec April 26, 2021
National do what your boyfriend says day
Friend 1: wow your boyfriend is so hot. What are u doing for April 28th?
Friend 2: I know, I’m so lucky! I’m gonna do anything he says
April 28 by april28creator April 27, 2021
The day all the worst bitched were born and the most hated
Hey! its your birthday on April 28 you must be someone no one likes and are an absolute bitch to everyone
April 28 by Yoohoo bitch! November 17, 2020
National do what your boyfriend tells you to
It’s a law
Do it ladies.
Him: hey babe, send me $69
Her: ok ig I will cause it’s April 28
April 28 by Buttbubble April 27, 2020