hard as balls 

Hard as balls

"I wasn't expecting that to be so hard" "How hard?" "Hard as balls"

hard as balls by coldpizzatiedyeshirts July 28, 2016

lit as balls 

Real fucked up, drunk

I hope you get lit as balls for your birthday

lit as balls by Drunk as fuckkkkkkk August 15, 2017

fucking soft as balls 

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013

gay as balls 

something really gay, very homosexual or stupid.

Jamie: dude, what the fuck.
Steve: Just wanted to touch your penis
Jamie: Man, that was gay as balls

gay as balls by SheldonPretty November 26, 2006

pissed as balls 

State of being abnormally or excessivally angry; Furious; Irate

That guy just shit on my windshield, I am pissed as balls!

pissed as balls by Ichabelle March 13, 2007

chill as balls 

The highest level of chill a person can possibly be.

Bob G. is chill as balls.

chill as balls by brian dogood April 21, 2008

classy as balls 

When you order a coke with 2 slices of lemon and a wedge of lime

Gur is classy as balls

classy as balls by TopsyKretts1136 September 11, 2016