Minnesota choke 

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

Minnesota choke by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Choke 

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

Minnesota Choke by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Campfire 

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.

Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know

Minnesota Campfire by Adrianrage December 30, 2024

Minnesota Sports 

A phrase used by upper midwest fans of major sports teams based in the state of Minnesota that choke a big game for the sole reason to the fact that the team is based in Minnesota.

After a Vikings, Timberwolves, Wild, Twins or Gophers loss, the phrase is often used: "yup, thats Minnesota sports" or "Typical Minnesota sports"

Minnesota Sports by ZJR13 January 13, 2025

Minnesota Mouthtrap 

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.

Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.

Minnesota Mouthtrap by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025

Minnesota buckshot

The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer

I gave my girlfriend the Minnesota Buckshot last night

Minnesota buckshot by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025

Minnesota Hand Warmer 

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

Minnesota Hand Warmer by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025