shelby and asher 

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

shelby and asher by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

seelbinder 

It’s a last name only given to people with big dicks it’s has been said that they all have at least 12 inches and above.

Seelbinder big dick

seelbinder by Seelbinder April 16, 2022

shelbytized 

Shelbytized is given to a woman who hypotises and becons the male labedo into a slow building frenzy until orgasmic satisfaction is extracted and feasted upon...

The act of bringing a males genitalia to the brink of spontaneous Combustion multiple times in a day until brought to a lovely shade of indigo...eyes of steal...she'll take your soul..enslave one's heart....the devil himself ,to possess her. He would have to play his part...innocence lost....but destiny found..not held by traditional restraints..her passion and drive knows no bounds...the perfect Bonnie in any adventure and surprisingly more useful than two hands and a bicycle. Can any one man earn or prove their worth. Comfort ,and courage. Dare to disapline animalistic urges and selfish possessions of her love...but if the quest is taken with patience humility and determination for the enlightenment towards the progress of the unit only an act of God can could or might try the immortal union of mortal souls.

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I was shelbytized last night when i lost two hours night the clock stopped still...I felt a presance my cock quivered still..breaking heals and seeking deals I touch myself often ..when I think I'm right..lefty holds me tight....and if I'm wrong to the beat of a different song the zip ties get yanked to tight....that's why as your friend and brother we will make it right...It's better than roofied. Ecstacy and Crack all in one..you've been Shelbytized

shelbytized by DanTheImpailer September 7, 2022

Shelbourne 

a sexy english teacher who will most likely have lots of belt buckles.
Shelbournes have a sexy manly beard and will never shave. Also he has greasy hair.

"I like touching little girls"

"ewwww what the fuck Mr shelbourne??!!"

Shelbourne by KaiHeisenberg September 30, 2022

shelby and houston

A couple that is going to get married and be happy together forever.

Golden retriever couple
Best couple ever.

Oh look at them! That must be shelby and houston.

shelby and houston by 2000000000000002 October 5, 2023

the sheli

The act inserting ones own penis tip into their own butthole without getting an erection. Done for the visual stimulation of others around you and to show penile dominance.

Meeting up with bois later, gonna do the sheli!

the sheli by Duck toe June 26, 2019

Dirty Shelli 

A sultry Vixen who will break your heart if you let her.

A Dirty Shelli is generous with her love, but she'll never commit.

Dirty Shelli by HotMustardTarts September 10, 2020