algorithm anxiety 

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
and/or
When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.

"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "

algorithm anxiety by bear in the woods September 13, 2022

Wax Anxiety 

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

Wax Anxiety by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023

Health anxiety

Health anxiety is a mental illness which is similar to anxiety, except it's focused on health. For example, you might randomly have a itch U need to scratch. A normal person wouldn't think much about if, but someone with health anxiety might think they have every single type of cancer and that they're gonna die cuz of it.

Guy 1:OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY HEARTBEAT I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Guy 2: Dude, everyone can feel their heartbeat especially if you focus on it. It's just health anxiety.

Health anxiety by Fekfkek July 19, 2023

Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.

Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.

Charge anxiety by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023

crush anxiety 

When someone have anxiety and develops a crush on someone, resulting the build up of anxiety around everyone, but especially their crush.

Olivia: "I have so much crush anxiety"
Taylor: "Me too, it's crazy how anxiety spikes when you get a crush"

crush anxiety by phiabi July 29, 2023

Toxic Anxiety 

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.

I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.

Toxic Anxiety by ZIM001 June 9, 2023

tidal pool anxiety

noun. Anxiety that continues after the source of worry has passed.

Although the exam was over, tidal pool anxiety prevented the student from enjoying a relaxing game of split-a-fifth.

tidal pool anxiety by Easy Kompany December 17, 2010