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Williamsburg Candle Maker

When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.
Boy: Hey babe I was wondering if we could try a Williamsburg Candle Maker

Girl: I’ll get the wax

Williamsburg Candlemaker

Making a custom dildo of your own penis and then being pegged with it by a girl.
Bro my girl and I ran a Williamsburg candlemaker this weekend, I could barely walk after

east williamsburg 

a real estate term for western bushwick. The name is used to raise rents by attaching a shitty location to allegedly cooler one, when in fact anything past graham avenue is bushwick.
I found an ad on criagslist for a sweet loft in east williamsburg, only like 3000 a month
east williamsburg by Daneil January 27, 2005

Colonial Williamsburg 

The place where you were dragged to go on family vacations (multiple times).

It’s where you can enjoy looking at fake quill pens, push a wooden hoop down the street with a stick, take that super silly photo with your head and hands in a pillory, or enjoy the smell of horse manure as you walk aimlessly up and down the streets looking for a glimmer of excitement.
Carl: Let’s go somewhere where there is nothing to do. Any ideas?
Dean: Maine?
Carl: No too lively…
Dean: North Dakota?
Carl: nope…
Dean: Colonial Williamsburg?
Carl: Nailed it!

Colin Williamsburg

His characteristics bring out the best of him! He's kind, caring, so fucking hot, and makes people want to cream. I can't believe i can be able to say i know him personally. Colin is the best most beautiful and he is good in the bed :) so if you wanna have sex u can hit him up at 911 :)
Colin Williamsburg is the most fucking hot person i will ever know

By way of Williamsburg 

When you overestimate the places you can visit or activities you can accomplish in one day.
We could visit these three cities on the way to the beach, but that would be by way of Williamsburg.
By way of Williamsburg by Lil pukey December 23, 2023