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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology 

A magnet school in Baltimore county, MD. Contrary to popular belief, Carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. Instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. Sports teams have the highest average GPA in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. Selective but not full of elitists, even though we have won so many awards and recognitions it's worth being proud of.
Primes: Dance, Voice, Theater, D&P, Visual Arts, Literary, Cosmetology, Culinary, Business, Carpentry
"Where did you go to high school?"
"Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, in Towson."
"Really?! That's so cool!"
"Definitely, it was such a great way to get ahead in dancing/theater/culinary/etc."
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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology 

Acronym- Crappy Artworks Run Violently Eager to Rule earth.
A Baltimore School with thirteen primes and artsy fartsy problems. Insanity diffuses from the Detention Center, affecting the minds of these teenagers. The most unpopular prime is definitely business, figures.
If you want to pursue art, I guess Carver Center for the Arts and Technology is for you.
AP Studio kid- Hey guys, I'm gonna paint the entire school purple! We can turn it into one huge lounge!
Visual Arts Gang- Yay! Lets do bad things with our pallet knives and paint pussies everywhere!
Cosmotology Girls- Let's make our own salon!

The Blow Hand Love Career 

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"

Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release..., 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to framing.
Person 1: Are you addicted to framing?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rash Ala Cartier (Ruz Shghli): The Juvenile Release...,