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sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.
We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.
sneeze sperm velocity by Raziel April 21, 2003

skeez-skeez-skeez 

I was doin' a honey, and then I whipped out my soul pole and started to "skeez-skeez-skeez."
skeez-skeez-skeez by Brownbagger November 14, 2004

cowboy sneep snip 

Random boy: Sup Tai
Taihan, currently high on Cocaine, Crack, pot, and 8 bottle of booze: Ey U cUtE u WaNnA dO tHaT cOwBoY sNeEp SnIp????
Random boy: tf??
Taihan: yOu HeArD mE
Random person: -Puts Taihan in a straight jacket and locks him in a padded room-

It was for the best.

sneeze shy 

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.
emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"
sneeze shy by raddy daddy June 15, 2020

sneeze stew 

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."
sneeze stew by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025