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Scottie pippen 

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls
I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens
Scottie pippen by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016

peem me up, scottie 

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"
Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

Scottie Dog 

When describing a good job upon completion, it is known as 'Scottie Dog'
Person A: 'Have you made that shelf yet?'
Person B: 'Yes mate, it's Scottie Dog'
Scottie Dog by dog shagger March 16, 2018
A good ole country boy, loves his girl with all of his heart. He's a loyal, trustworthy, adorable boy. He's perfect, but he won't ever admit it, no matter how many times he's told. He's very good with his hands, good with children, and animals. He is also very attractive, sexy, muscular, and tall. The man of every girls dream, but only one girl gets his heart. Is also an athletic boy, football is his game. He is boyfriend material, he's the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, he's a sweetheart, and is only sweet to his girl. And no matter what, he will always love her. He is also a fighter, fights for what he loves, never with his loves. He fights, and wins. He's not a loser. He doesn't quit, especially on the one's he loves the most. Overall, Scottie is the kind of man you want in your life, as a friend, or boyfriend. If you know one, treat him right, never lead him on, he has a rough past. You do him good, he'll treat you great
Wow, Scottie is so perfect, I wish he was my boyfriend, he's so darn sexy!
Scottie by NeverForgetToLive February 22, 2013

Scottie round 

Nickname for a gun with a 33 round extended mag
The Scottie comes from ex Chicago bull player Scottie Pippin’s jersey number #33
Aye bro have you seen lil timmys new glock he put a Scottie round on it

Damn bro foreal ima go check it out today after school
Noun,

The infrequently utilized and slightly unorthodox process by which a male inserts his limp penis into the ear of an eager girlfriend and then proceeds to have an erection until the entire auditory canal is filled by the penis, subsequently providing temporary partial hearing loss while inducing twisted pleasure unbeknownst to most normal humans.
Damn bro, I was with this chick last night that told me to fill every hole on her body, and after I got done with the normal shit she said "You forgot one, give me a Scottie!". I said wtf is that and after she told me I gave her a Scottie. This crazy bitch goes all the way!

After I pleasured her with a nice friendly angry dragon, I gave her a Scottie, and now I think she's calling the cops.
Scottie by Pussy Buffet, PhD July 25, 2010