Retired-programmer syndrome 

A syndrome in which the sufferer thinks they're far superior to others in every way for the sole reason that they were once a programmer. Usually also have Real-Programmer Syndrome, usually act like vegans.

A: I was once a programmer, but have since retired. Did I tell you that I'm a retired programmer? Helloo??
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.

Retired-programmer syndrome by Steff a knee March 3, 2019

retired vsco girl

"Retired vsco girl" is a vsco girl that has decided to throw out all there items linking them to be a vsco girl leaving them as a "Retired vsco girl"

I threw out all my vsco girl items so I guess I'm a "Retired vsco girl" now

retired vsco girl by Pugz stuff January 19, 2020

Retired surfie 

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!

Retired surfie by jw316006 October 10, 2021

retired dependa

The spouse of a retired service member that still remains as an integral part of the Dependa Online Community.

This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.

Retired dependa: As a professional spouse (dependa), you should listen to me instead of complaining about (fill in the blank) and learn to appreciate your Jody.

retired dependa by TheMadHatter987654321 July 4, 2023

Retired Stripper

Kitchen slang called out by an expeditor or chef when a customer orders a strip steak cooked well done. (over done and dried up)

Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.

Retired Stripper by ChefJason August 18, 2010

retired andy

a cripple, usually wheelchair bound.

west midlands slang term

look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off

retired andy by grandbag July 19, 2003

retired gamer 

Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.

Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.

retired gamer by Lewpadewp June 15, 2020