PITA

Acronym for Pain-In-The-Ass.

Can be used as a pet name for anyone considered a Pain in the Ass. For example, I refer to my spouse as "my little PITA" - he's none the wiser and it makes me feel better.

PITA by Moccom October 21, 2010

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1) p.i.t.a; pain in the ass

2) someone who doesn't know when the eff to shut it(:

3) george w. bush

4) sarah palin

5) miley cyrus

6) rihanna;

7) angelina jolie

"your acting like a pita"

"she's being a little pita!"

pita by &roni; hollaaa(: April 11, 2009

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Not to be confused with PETA, or the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, nor the Palestinian Information Technology Association, because that's silly.

i.e.: I really wish Isreal would stop prank calling the PITA...

PITA by pseudonym! March 15, 2004

PITA

Short for a person who is a real pain the the ass.

Damn the pita is here again!

PITA by Demogirl February 12, 2008

PITA

1. (noun) An acronym for the phrase "PISS IN THE ASS"
2. (noun) The act of one pissing in another individual's asshole.

Jon: "Dude, I finally did PITA with her last night. It kinda grossed her out though..."
Jim: "You actually PISSED in that girl's ASS? You're one sick motherfucker."

PITA by Jimmyism September 16, 2009

PITA

stands for pain in the ass. invented by Anitra

I know this guy named Ed, he's such a pita!

PITA by Anitra January 20, 2007

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Pita stands for the 1st person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The Holy Spirit remember is the 3rd person of the Holy Trinity Godhead. Pita describes the lead Disciple/Apostle of Jesus Christ typically referred to as Simon "Peter" Bar-Jonah (Hebrew: "Pita", Greek: "Peeta"). Another Pita is the close follower of Jesus (and the "Apostle to the Apostles") named Mary Magdalene (a Piña Pita). Mary is the 2nd person of the Holy Spirit incarnate. The third person of the Holy Spirit incarnate is the Disciple/Apostle John son of Zebedee: a son of the "Gift" of the Holy Spirit, and is the return of the prophet Elisha. Pita (a hollow pocketed unleavened flat bread) is a more specific type of Kaph( Hebrew for "soft hollow"). A related Hebrew word to Kaph is Keph ("hard hollow" e.g. "hollow rock"). The words Kaph/Keph, and names Kapha/Kepha, are the general Hebrew words/names "Peter" was transliterated from. However, "Peter" is more specifically transliterated from the Hebrew: "Pita"and Greek: "Peeta" - which describe a type of hollow pocketed unleavened flatbread. Peter, Mary, and John are the 3 "hollow rocks" (Keph) upon which Jesus would build his church.

There is a Central American wild pineapple of Latin scientific name "Ananas magdalenae" in a group of fibrous plants named Pita, which include the: Century plant, Agave, Aloe, Yucca, and wild pineapple. Ananas magdalenae translates in Hebrew to: "A strong tower, highly favored of YAHH/JAH" - God's sacred name. The humble Mary Magdalene is in direct contrast to the proud Tower of Babel (Magdla d'Babel - in Syriac).

pita by studmucker July 31, 2017