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Perfection Poop 

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."
Perfection Poop by damountainous October 23, 2011
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human perfection 

the person reading this ;))
you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

perceptionality 

the atainable state of conciousness of which you question your overall process of percieving, viewing, and responding to(unkown simultanious) events, habits, and emotions that structure and create your overall being. your image, your personality. the knowing and not knowing of what drives you.
laura has little perceptionality, she seems to unkowingly strive on frustration, she lives the same day over and again.

impatient perfectionist 

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.
Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

Perfection

Cannot be defined by one person, perfection means something different to everyone.
Y; I think perfection is when someone has no flaws

X; I think perfection is when you love someone regardless
Perfection by BionicBecki September 1, 2009

Perfection

The perfect combination of character, beauty, intelligence, and love.
'Jem is the meaning of perfection in every sense of the word.'
Perfection by Rob Mc November 8, 2006

Pure Perfection 

Caitlyn❤️
She is my pure perfection
Pure Perfection by Nycpuma4 March 23, 2019