Niles West

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.

Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?

Niles West by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

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Niles West

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.

Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?

Niles West by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

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niles'd

1. The act of dropping something.

2. The act of losing a game because you're Niles Paul.

1. F...I just niles'd my pen.

2. Niles Paul really niles'd that game the other day...he couldn't catch a damn thing.

niles'd by NUcornhusker October 21, 2010

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Niles Body

Also known as DJ Widebody, a “Niles Body” is very large comparable to a chevy tahoe or ford f-150, it is often used in frightening young women in terms of rape

teacher : “what would you do if somebody with a niles body tries to rape you”
students : “not a God damn thing”

Niles Body by BABYAHK May 16, 2018