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Magician's Logic 

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.
Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.
Magician's Logic by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007

magician penutbutter 

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.
Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut

Magician Father 

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
Magician Father by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Magician's Sleeve

Description of the high quality of a woman's vagina.
She has a vagina like a magician's sleeve.

Magician's Handkerchief 

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.
"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"

magician randu 

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu
wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)
magician randu by randy September 8, 2003