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Knobhead Trick 

A trick to decieve your friends to get something that you want, though you may or may not deserve it. Or slyly doing something out of the view of your friends to get away with having to do more work.

Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"

similar to being two faced
1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.

2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.

3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend

4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.

Knobhead 

Knobhead, aka a "Kevin", often found in meanial roles, always a Jobsworth and pain in the arse.
That storeman is a complete knobhead, he will never give us what we need.
Traffic wardens are all Kevins they won't give you time to take a piss without issuing a ticket, the Knobheads.
Knobhead by Tractorpuller September 6, 2012

knobhead spec

The unofficial term for items customized or made to a bespoke specification for knobheads.

Typically refers to a white guy ordering something that is stereotypical of black gang culture, such as a range rover with blacked out windows and oversize wheels or a flat peak baseball cap.
Friend 1: Did you see his new Range Rover?
Friend 2: Yea. I see he's gone for knobhead spec.
knobhead spec by Pewty Dino April 8, 2020

a fucking knobhead 

Someone so tremendously fucking stupid, they could be classified as Sub-Doorknob in intelligence. Specially used when someone still cannot use "Their", "They're and "There".
P1: Hey, I think that's they're wallet, you should give it back
P2: In the least amount of respect possible, you're a fucking knobhead.

knobhead mccuntface 

A term for somone who is a knob, a cunt and is ugly
"Do you know Shane"
"Do you mean knobhead mccuntface

knobhead 

tis either knobhead reffering to a kbob on your head. Or knobhead referring to the fact you are a head of a nob.
You filthy fucking knobhead.
You are a complete knobhead.
knobhead by Luke Czirok May 8, 2005