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Fudge Tray 

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both
He licked her Fudge Tray clean.
Fudge Tray by FudgetrayMcgee April 14, 2014

fudge pact 

An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!

B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
fudge pact by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010

call the judge and get some fudge 

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.
Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

mother fudge cookies 

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.
MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

Fudgedickle 

A penis or other object freshly removed from an anus and put directly into someones mouth.
My wife sure loves a fudgedickle while were making love.
Fudgedickle by mtcc69 December 5, 2010

Canine Fudge Punt 

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.
If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.