Wiggy Fives 

A guy w/ a hair lip ordering biggy fries

Welcome to biggy burger what would you like?

Uh Wiggy Fives!"

"excuse me, what the hell are wiggy fives?"

Wiggy Fives by broski the foruth April 11, 2010

getting fives 

a widespread custom at certain boarding schools in which sexually frustrated teenagers awaken at five AM, usually on Sundays (only hardcore kids have the stamina to practice this ritual on the weekdays and make it through classes), in order to hookup with another to evade the unjust coed rules and the prowling faculty. this habit is usually exercised by either the desperate or incredibly horny. (sixes, and six thirties have also become prevalent in these societies for the sleep deprived)

After she dumped him, he was getting fives every morning with different girls to rebound.

This Sunday, I got fives and then headed off to church.

getting fives by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

Shoddy Fives

When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

Shoddy Fives by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009

Spocking Fives 

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.

That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.

Spocking Fives by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015

no fives 

This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind you finger across the persons neck as hard as you can.

"So, Nixon was a bad democrat, huh?"

"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."

"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"

"Gotcha!"

no fives by Lolarsaur May 25, 2009

cummy fives 

Verb, the act of ejaculating in your own hand, and then without wiping, giving someone a high five. Accepted as form of affection in some social circles. Unacceptable when having a 3some with your best friend.

Chad has been giving everyone cummy fives since fucking Sherry.

cummy fives by the tuke December 16, 2011

Bro-fives 

When you repeatedly slap hands or "high-five" a fellow bro

At the frat party i met some of my bro's bros. We all gave each other bro-fives to get aquainted before we played beer pong

Bro-fives by Fatt Minnigan June 15, 2009