Facebook 

A social networking website where new parents go to show off photos of their new sex trophies. Rarely used as a form of direct communication. Over-saturated with lame applications that are impossible to block due to new ones being released every 30 seconds or so. Constantly nags users to add as many friends as possible, even though the recommended additions are usually complete strangers. Features chat system which rarely works. Retains 100% of users' information and photos even after the deletion of their account, mainly because it has been permanently archived on a server inside the CIA's headquarters for future analysis.

Hey look another picture of Jen's kid on Facebook. :yawn:

Facebook by DeskFlyer December 19, 2009

facebook 

used to be a place for friends to chat online, but now it is a website where all you do is take quizzes and "become a fan" of things

On facebook I keep getting notifications to take quizzes. What has facebook become?

facebook by fandango2girl July 2, 2009

facebook 

A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.

X and Y ended their relationship.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT!
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.

facebook by nerval December 18, 2007

Facebook 

A social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.

Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".

Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"

Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."

Facebook by protectmeaura December 10, 2008

Facebook 

An online trailer park where people share their most banal thoughts as if they were deeply insightful gems, tend imaginary farms and gardens, embarrassing relatives share humiliating sexual and/or drunken stories with everyone you know and your buddy shares Deep Thoughts about life after his/her last shallow relationship failed.

Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a chat room with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.

Facebook by afrowolf April 27, 2010

Facebook 

A networking site much like Myspace that lonely people go to and add random people as friends since they don't have any in real life and then try to brag to everyone about how they have 3000 friends. But nobody gives a shit.

Bob: Ew, look, it's that loner Ryan.
Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends.
Bob: On Facebook.

Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.

Facebook by Blueshout September 6, 2010

Facebook 

A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".

I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.

Facebook by Assclownfd January 23, 2010