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Capitalism 

An economic system based on private ownership in which the major goal is to obtain profit. A free market economy.
Capitalism by Gavrik July 18, 2005

Capitalism 

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”
Capitalism by Ibeatyourepicmeat August 24, 2020

Crapitalize 

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)
Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.
Crapitalize by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

Random Capitalization 

The Art of randomly Starting a Word with a Capital midway through a Sentence.
"Interesting capitalization" i Said
"Yeah. I'm a big believer Of random Capitalization. The rules of capitalization are So unfair To the words in the Middle" Margo Roth Spiegelman

capitalist pig 

A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more money. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money.
That capitalist pig took all the business. Soon we'll have to sell our shop and move away.
capitalist pig by Mr. Seven January 5, 2010

Vulture capitalist 

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).
The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.
Vulture capitalist by cleverclog November 13, 2009