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Apple juice in a wine glass 

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

Drinking juice from a credit card

When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!

Apple juice in a can 

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.
Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

Juice on a dog 

A universal phrase for really anything. It can be something good or bad or really anything else.
Example 1-
Bro 1: “Dude my grandma died yesterday day.”
Bro 2: “Bro that’s straight juice on a dog.”(in a somber tone)
Example 2-
Bro 1: “Dude I just banged a super hot chick!”
Bro 2: “Yo, that’s juice on a dog bro!”(excited tone)
Example 3-
Bro 1: “What do you think of this new haircut?”
Bro 2: “That is such juice on a dog!”(excited tone)
Juice on a dog by Cwalks66 January 20, 2018

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.
Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood 

A hilarious movie with the Wayans brothers. Better than scary movie1, 2, 3. Better than weed. Hilarious black person movie that white people would be afraid to laugh about if their were other black people watch ing it with them.