White Stripes

A band whose high sales and popularity are proof that the general public has no taste in music. White Stripes is comprised of people with *at most* 2 months of music instruction, zero vocal instruction, and a pseudo-70's low-fidelity sound. Music doesn't have to be complex to be fun to listen to (ie. Nirvana), but if it's both lacking structure AND annoying to listen to, you have a crappy band on your hands.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to the White Stripes concert?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because I like bands that don't suck.
Guy 1: What are you talking about? White Stripes is a great band.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Because my friends told me so.
Guy 2: Oh, so you're unable to form your own opinions.
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: I thought so.

White Stripes by Siram September 24, 2005

white stripe 

When u wank close 2 an object and it leaves a stain in its wake

"oh ummm that's not a white stripe on my desklamp at all bob"

white stripe by alialiali September 15, 2006

The White Stripes 

The poster child of the United States decline of talent in mainstream rock.

See also: Trapt, Three Days Grace, AudioSlave

"WOW TEH WHITE STRYPZ IS TEH SH1T!111 TEY R SOOOO BRILANT AN LES IS MORE ROFFLE TEY ROXXORS!!12ONe"

The White Stripes by Decimated Lepers April 22, 2005

the white stripes 

the poorest excuse for music since rolf harris. the white stripes' music consists of the same drum beat repeated an infinite number of times, accompanied by the simplest and most annoying guitar riff ever. or a tambourine. or whatever other fucking gay instrument the white stripes found in their garage last week.

the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.

if someone tells you they like the white stripes they are either lying or trying to repel you

the white stripes by chimpypete February 15, 2008

The White Stripes 

A pair of feltchmongers who randomly beat on instruments, and make god-awful sounding crap that is about as fun to listen to as nails to a chalkboard or a chainsaw

The White Stripes by Anonymous July 20, 2003

White Stripes: Over Heaven 

Stand User: Unknown
Stand Name: White Stripes Over Heaven
Stand Paramaters:

-Destruction A
-Speed A
-Range A
-Persistance A
-Precision A
-Development Potential A
Stand Ability: Can use any abilities catered toward countering and defeating any opponent in battle.

"This is a JoJo refference, White Stripes: Over Heaven."
-Unknown Stand User

White Stripes: Over Heaven by Psidrako3 February 13, 2022

whitestripe 

The intentional postponing of an accomplishment to create hastiness, providing a desired effect. Made famous by The White Stripes' blistering 2-week recording sessions.

1-Did you write that story yet?

2-Nah, I think I'm gonna whitestripe it. I work better under pressure.

whitestripe by machineinindia April 4, 2007