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turd waxer 

a term for someone who practices anal sex due to the shiny, so wax-like effect of semen.
'that guy is such a turd waxer'
turd waxer by Jaaaaames January 7, 2005

[turtle waxer]

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

crack waxer 

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass
you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self
crack waxer by cider army February 8, 2008

Hole Waxer 

1.One whose perversion is to wax other men's butt holes.
2.One who likes to watch the waxing of men's butt holes
3. One who is so perverted that general acceptance of anykind is doubtful.
4.One who is so obtuse and obscure that they are not understood.
5. A jerk
1.Few people in the office knew that he was a hole waxer. He fantasized doing it to his male boss all the time. 2. Willy was such a hole waxer the way he kept trying to interject 13th century papal decrees into the conversation.
Hole Waxer by retro151 October 27, 2009

pole waxer 

Boy: man I need a good pole waxing
Girl: I would love to be ur pole waxer
pole waxer by John9872640163 March 12, 2014

corn waxer 

Makes your corns all shiny, c'mon man
Hey mate can you lend me your corn waxer
corn waxer by Assmoongers May 27, 2014