tooping 

to text while pooping

Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"

tooping by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

tooting one's horn by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

Tooling 

To look around, or mess with.

I was tooling around on the myspace.

Tooling by Cassie14 December 8, 2005

toobing 

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

toobing by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

Noob Toobing by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

Tooling 

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.

Look at that frat boy tooling their date.

Tooling by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019

Wee-toning 

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

Wee-toning by El_melocoton October 11, 2016