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When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile 

A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.

The J Finny 

A person who's name is John followed by a middle name beginning with "Finn-" . Most commonly given to teenagers or adults with short necks, loud mouths, annoying but overall awesome people.
"Who is being so damn loud?!"

"Oh, it's The J Finny! Hey, dude."
The J Finny by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005

finna be in the pit

When you're acting black while doing the whitest shit imaginable.
I paid $10,000 to be at this Harry Styles concert, I finna be in the pit.

Finna Be In The Pit

A statement that a Caucasian woman said whilst complaining about spending $10000 dollars on Harry Styles tickets, after she had been to more than 15 of his previous concerts. When people were upset about her using this kind of language, which is usually slang used by people of colour, she claimed that ‘it just came out at the time’ and that everyone were pussies and were so mean.

Long story short: spoiled, rich white bitch trying to sound relatable and ‘hip’.
‘I fInNA BE iN tHe PiT!’

finnese the plug 

To hook someone up with someone else ;)
Jack: he’s trying to finnese the plug

Ashley:what does that mean