mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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curve the bullet

(verb) to perform an act which is seemingly impossible yet totally awesome. derived from the movie "Wanted." Can also be used to announce when such an event has occurred.

the guy in wanted curved the bullet by curving the bullet
or
curve the bullet! i totally sniped that guy in CoD!

curve the bullet by berserkhobo November 7, 2009

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The Eldridge Curve

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.

Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!

The Eldridge Curve by Chuckymoomoobazo July 9, 2022

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The Coworker Curve

A grading scale of coworker hotness that tends to form after weeks, months, or years of working among the same individuals. Based on the coworker curve, the least ugliest becomes the hottest and the ugliest becomes the least hottest.

The coworker curve has similar effects as beer goggles. It no longer relies on common sense standards of hotness and sex appeal. For most it happens subconsciously, you'll walk into a workplace for the first time and see all 2's and 5's (out of 10), and months later you'll find yourself checking out that same 5 as if they were a 9. Or even worse, you start bringing that fugly beat to parties and showing them off to your friends.

Coworker: I thought Sally was pretty ugly when I first started working here, but after a few months..... she's actually pretty cute.
Me: Yea, she's cute based on the coworker curve , but uglier than shit in real life.

The Coworker Curve by MrValentin0 December 1, 2016

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The Vanilla Curve

An alternative band that formed in a small town near Detroit, Michigan. They won the Exposure 2004 Battle of the Bands. Made up of four guys~
Josh Finck: Lead Vocals/Hand Percussion
Scott Medlen:Guitat/vocals
Billy Freed: Bass/Keyboard
Aaron Bedor: Drums/Hand Percussion
you should check them out www.VanillaCurve.com

The Vanilla Curve album "Create" is freaking awesome.

The Vanilla Curve by chitra_3692 April 26, 2006

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