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The Blue Shirt of Bliss 

The unusually deep aqua-blue shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; Alike it's cousin, The Purple Shirt of Sex, it is renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac. It received it's "bliss" name because of the visual bliss it becomes when worn by a blue-eyed Sherlock, making them a special, highlighted kind of blue.

It's first appearance is in "The Six Thatchers", the eleventh episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
Benedict Cumberbatch's muscles show more in the Blue Shirt of Bliss, being he'd just finished filming Doctor Strange.
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the blue shirt of bliss 

the new blue shirt that benedict cumberbatch looks mighty fine in. (inspired by a tumblr post.)
"OMG did you see the new episode of sherlock where he wears the the blue shirt of bliss???"

The misfits shirt incident

When a guy named cooper Kenneth miller jacked off with another guy named Ayden in his room making direct eye contact before violently ejaculating on his red misfits shirt
Ayden is still traumatized From the misfits shirt incident

Shirt to the Show 

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.
Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.

T-Shirt of the Dead 

Osiris, God of...something, wore this shirt on hot days in.....the Underworld. It was said that this t-shirt gave Osiris the power to know and do anything. And thats why the dead refer to Osiris as an ass.
Gee, Osiris is wearing that damned T-Shirt of the Dead again, what an ass. we should revolt against that bird faced fraud.

The Melting T-Shirt 

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.
I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!

the urban dictionary t-shirt 

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.
Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.